Amnesia: The Genderfucking Descent

dumbthingssocialjusticeblogssay:

Since Tumblr SJ is already such a horror fest, someone should make an Amnesia mod based on social justice.

Instead of snarling grunts and brutes, we would have social justice sallies screaming, “Check your privilege” and “Die cis scum” every time you try to retrieve important items for your mission. To retain your sanity, you must not listen to their bullshit and you should avoid them at all costs. Careful, however. If you interact with or listen to/look at a SJW for too long, your sanity meter will drop, and eventually, when your sanity is at “…” level, you will have to start all over again! At the end, you must strike the organism that has been pursuing you ever since you joined tumblr—the tumblr social justice hivemind.

This would be the most hilarious Amnesia mod ever, if done well. 

traditionally-unique-skakdi:

Just because Jack.

traditionally-unique-skakdi:

Just because Jack.

A message from iiyabitestoes
amnesia?

I had to do this one first.

zerachielamora:

Nyan Kaernk!

Pffffftt

zerachielamora:

Nyan Kaernk!

Pffffftt

HELLO MY BABY
HELLO MY DARLIN’
HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL
SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE
BABY MY HEART’S ON FIRE

HELLO MY BABY

HELLO MY DARLIN’

HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL

SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE

BABY MY HEART’S ON FIRE

incognitovindicator:

rarutoshi:

you guys act like tumblr is an old cellar where we hide dead bodies what the fuck

with how much complaining there is here i guess you could say it’s a whine cellar

This joke made me laugh so hard,

IT FEELS LIKE MY CHEST IS GOING TO BURST

8D

Frictional Games on Machine for Pigs rumors

I’m more than a little late (4 months in fact) in reporting this, but holy shit I love Frictional so much.

They manage to creep me out with a goddamn letter? A Machine For Pigs is going to be like a fucking laxative.

From this and this source.

When the games developer, Frictional Games, announced the sequel Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs, fans were concerned after rumours flew around that the game would be less scary. One Redditor, G00SEtav emailed the devs with a plea to not let this happen.

What was sent to them:

"I know you are busy so I will be succinct. I heard you are making "Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs" less scary. I beg you not to do this. Amnesia was successful because it was a masterpiece of fear. Please stay true to your roots and continue to make the scariest games of all time. I loved Amnesia with all my heart and I hope that you make the best games possible in the future (hopefully the scariest). Best wishes and good luck. -Gustav"

This was their response:

“Dear Gustav,

One should not pay too much attention to rumors .

If it would have been a less scary Amnesia it would have been called “Amnesia: A trip to rainbowland” or perhaps “Amnesia: A machine for cookie baking”. Our dear collaborators, Chinese Room, has gone to great length to conjure up the most disturbing and repulsive subtitle for a game yet. There is nothing friendly, cuddly or cozy about a machine for pigs. Men do not make machines that play with pigs, or sing cute songs for pig. No, there are only horrible and terrifying implications with this kind of machinery.

But please do continue with the conviction that A Machine for Pigs will be a nice and mellow experience. When it becomes a available on a dark and stormy night this coming fall, do let your guard down. Do think as you boot the game that this will be nothing to worry about. Put out all lights and play it in your damp and gloomy basement, far away from any kind of comfort, convinced that your are in for an relaxing trip.

You will then be unprepared for what will hit you, and will perhaps never dare to start your computer ever again, fearful of coming close to that machine. Your dreams will be filled with creaking machinery, the desperate cries of pigs, the rattle of chains and the dreadful feeling of something unspeakable is watching you from beyond. That is when you will regret thinking that A Machine for Pigs would be not a very scary experience.

Have a nice day!

Regards,

Thomas Grip Frictional Games”

gentilh0mme:

come on, you all saw it coming

<3 mr face <3

gentilh0mme:

come on, you all saw it coming

<3 mr face <3

therealpinkiepie:

The stained glass windows are pigs
This game, what even.

A Machine For Pigs looks very promising *- *

therealpinkiepie:

The stained glass windows are pigs

This game, what even.

A Machine For Pigs looks very promising *- *

Conversation in the Wine Cellar

"Hey Joe, aren’t you going to have some wine?"

"Nah, I swore off of alcohol a while ago."

"OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU GUYS?!"