Guys, I’ve just started getting into Homestuck (I’m really fucking slow, okay?) and I already ship John and Daaavvvvve! NOOOOOOOOO… I just- I can’t man. I can’t take this right now- I just-
I’m sorry I’m bothering you guys with my shit…
buddy, you have only touched the surface.
By the time you’re halfway into HS your brain will explode from all the possible ship permutations
Like… the comic itself actually includes its own built in strategy guide for how to properly ship various combinations of characters, it’s ridiculous and kind of hilarious
I don’t even care about shipping much if at all, but the fandom is so saturated with it you can’t avoid seeing anything and everything being paired up haha